Using an extension of @Chris_Lattner3 's proposal for dynamicCallable SE-0216: User-defined dynamically callable types - #68 by dan-zheng (current proposal doesn't handles static or init), you could make Never conform to all types. For all static and init functions it dispatches to the dynamicallyCallStaticMethod method that throws a fatal error. EG:
@dynamicCallable
struct Never {
// Catches all `static` and `init` calls.
@discardableResult
func dynamicallyCallStaticMethod(withName: String, withArguments: [Any]) -> Never {
fatalError("`static` function or `init` called on `Never`!")
}
}