Platform Specific Targets/Products 2: Electric Boogaloo

[NeoNacho (Boris Buegling)]

@designatednerd

Let me know what I can do to help with this - I have idea of how this works under the hood but I can at least write up the bit of the proposal that's "what we want it do do"

If you want to propose something here, I would recommend revisiting this review thread to make sure your approach addresses the various concerns about introducing platform restrictions.